There is many things make the germans special and different than other people we may know in our life, that what make knowing them interresting, so if you want a "different" friend , here is 10 things you will find only in a german friend , enjoy !
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A normal friend will assume they’re the one who’s normal.
A German friend will tell you to take your “American exceptionalism” attitude down a notch.
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A normal friend will brag about their extended weekend at an all-inclusive resort in the Bahamas.
A German friend will take off for vacation and you won’t see or talk to them for a month.
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A normal friend will say they like your outfit when they really don’t.
A German friend will tell you that what you’re wearing looks like shit.
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A normal friend will lend you their latest diet book.
A German friend will talk to you about the American obesity crisis with a cigarette in one hand.
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A normal friend just wants to watch television alone in bed on a winter’s day.
A German friend wants to sit with you at an outdoor café.
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A normal friend will wish you a quick happy birthday on Facebook.
A German friend will be expecting a cake from you on your birthday.
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A normal friend won’t think it’s weird if you don’t want to have kids.
A German friend might ask you: “Why not?”
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A normal friend won’t go anywhere without looking at its Yelp reviews.
A German friend knows that the best parties happen in unlikely places.
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A normal friend will get uncomfortable when someone’s naked.
A German friend will tell you to stop clutching your pearls about everything.
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A normal friend wants to immediately hear your entire history.
A German friend wants to look at you suspiciously then slowly get to know you.
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